A-theist because no evidence to support the claims of any religion I know of.
I'm also an:
a-unicornist
a-dragonist
a-leprechaunist
a-satanist
a-honest politicianist
a-good low fat ice creamist
and many more "a"s that I'm too lazy to type.
But the FSM? Yeah, that sumbiatch is real. I commune personally with Him a couple times a week. And I'm so grateful for his Noodliness. Nothing like a nice prosciutto cream sauce over His Most Holy Linguine. Ramen. And I'm looking forward to spending time in Heaven on His Pirate Ship with my personal strippers; a fine brewsky in hand.
I'm also an:
a-unicornist
a-dragonist
a-leprechaunist
a-satanist
a-honest politicianist
a-good low fat ice creamist
and many more "a"s that I'm too lazy to type.
But the FSM? Yeah, that sumbiatch is real. I commune personally with Him a couple times a week. And I'm so grateful for his Noodliness. Nothing like a nice prosciutto cream sauce over His Most Holy Linguine. Ramen. And I'm looking forward to spending time in Heaven on His Pirate Ship with my personal strippers; a fine brewsky in hand.