Thick? Delicious? Where?! Oh... just irony and godly stuff. Bummer. 
Let's see..
I went to Ensenada, Mexico and got on a boat ride. Dude wouldn't start until he made a quick prayer... just before he handed us our life jacket. I guess in case God was in the restroom.
Wait, there's more.
Turns out we're pretty darn far from shore when the round thingy that you drive the boat with (don't judge, I don't know the term) broke. People start praying some more while the dude calls for help. Waves are throwing us from side to side, animals swimming around, people crying, me thinking I shoulda had more "nastiness" (sorry, I had to put that in there, wrong forum) and an hour later help arrives. Dude on the other boat goes through hell (yeah hell) to help us get to shore. We couldn't hop on to his boat due to the waves. We get to shore and people thank God for the help. Helper guy, too.
Let's see..
I went to Ensenada, Mexico and got on a boat ride. Dude wouldn't start until he made a quick prayer... just before he handed us our life jacket. I guess in case God was in the restroom.
Wait, there's more.
Turns out we're pretty darn far from shore when the round thingy that you drive the boat with (don't judge, I don't know the term) broke. People start praying some more while the dude calls for help. Waves are throwing us from side to side, animals swimming around, people crying, me thinking I shoulda had more "nastiness" (sorry, I had to put that in there, wrong forum) and an hour later help arrives. Dude on the other boat goes through hell (yeah hell) to help us get to shore. We couldn't hop on to his boat due to the waves. We get to shore and people thank God for the help. Helper guy, too.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
