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If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start?

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If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start?
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RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start?
April 7, 2013 at 4:40 pm
I would probably begin it with the words "Harry locked his mother in the closet."
Because if I was an all-powerful being writing a book, I'd probably write better than whoever put pen to papyrus and wrote The Bible.
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RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by Rev. Rye - April 7, 2013 at 4:40 pm

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