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If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start?

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RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start?

April 7, 2013 at 5:50 pm

Hey, it's me, God. Sorry for all the evil and suffering. But in heaven you get free ice cream! All the ice cream you can eat! Now listen up, this is important.

Treat each other well. If you don't treat others well, don't expect to be treated well back.

Other than that, do what thou wilt.

Oh, and about sex. It's not a sin. I invented it for you to enjoy, so enjoy it (with consent).

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If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by MysticKnight - April 7, 2013 at 12:50 pm

RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by Nine - April 7, 2013 at 1:22 pm

RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by MysticKnight - April 7, 2013 at 1:30 pm

RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by Nine - April 7, 2013 at 1:52 pm

RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by MysticKnight - April 7, 2013 at 2:07 pm

RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by Tonus - April 7, 2013 at 5:41 pm

RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by paulpablo - April 7, 2013 at 2:08 pm

RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by MysticKnight - April 7, 2013 at 2:28 pm

RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by The Grand Nudger - April 7, 2013 at 4:18 pm

RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by Rev. Rye - April 7, 2013 at 4:40 pm

RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - April 7, 2013 at 5:50 pm

RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by MysticKnight - April 7, 2013 at 7:48 pm

RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by The Grand Nudger - April 7, 2013 at 8:09 pm

RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by KichigaiNeko - April 8, 2013 at 12:14 am

RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by pocaracas - April 8, 2013 at 6:25 am

RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by smax - May 13, 2013 at 5:12 am

RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by smax - May 13, 2013 at 3:49 pm

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