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Thick, delicious irony
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RE: Thick, delicious irony
(April 10, 2013 at 12:02 am)missluckie26 Wrote: My dad was in a motorcycle accident too! He buys the bike and on the way back from Indiana, gets thrown off the road at 70mph (bike's fine). He wakes up in the ER, with nothing but a broken collar bone and his shirt scissored down the front. So they kick him out of the ER and he goes to rent a car.
I'd like to note, that my dad has a contempt for Mexicans, but only because they don't speak english.
So the car rental place shuts down after handing him the rental keys, he gets to the car, and the keys won't start the ignition and it's storming.
A mexican mother of 8 helped my extremely foreboding and large slightly frightening looking father by going to the store, buying him a new shirt and some food, and taking him to a hotel for the night.
The end of his story as he tells it to me 2 wks after it happens: God takes good care of me.

I just know I'm going to have so many arguments with your father, dear. Tongue
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Thick, delicious irony - by Cyberman - April 4, 2013 at 11:34 pm
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Fruity - April 5, 2013 at 12:19 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Cyberman - April 5, 2013 at 12:54 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Fruity - April 5, 2013 at 12:58 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Cyberman - April 5, 2013 at 1:11 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Kayenneh - April 5, 2013 at 2:10 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Neo-Scholastic - April 5, 2013 at 11:43 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by pocaracas - April 5, 2013 at 10:00 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 5, 2013 at 11:21 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by downbeatplumb - April 5, 2013 at 2:56 pm
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Zen Badger - April 7, 2013 at 9:17 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by KichigaiNeko - April 7, 2013 at 9:20 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by TromboneAtheist - April 7, 2013 at 6:52 pm
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Zen Badger - April 8, 2013 at 4:31 am
Re: RE: Thick, delicious irony - by frz - April 8, 2013 at 12:54 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Cyberman - April 10, 2013 at 9:32 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Fruity - April 8, 2013 at 1:23 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by KichigaiNeko - April 8, 2013 at 4:45 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by TromboneAtheist - April 8, 2013 at 5:30 pm
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by KichigaiNeko - April 9, 2013 at 11:35 pm
Re: Thick, delicious irony - by frz - April 8, 2013 at 6:36 pm
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by FallentoReason - April 8, 2013 at 10:09 pm
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Jackalope - April 9, 2013 at 2:20 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by FallentoReason - April 10, 2013 at 12:09 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Mystical - April 10, 2013 at 12:02 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Esquilax - April 11, 2013 at 10:30 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Mystical - April 10, 2013 at 12:20 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Fruity - April 11, 2013 at 9:36 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by iameatingjam - April 11, 2013 at 11:08 pm
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Gabriel Syme - May 6, 2013 at 10:08 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Tonus - May 6, 2013 at 10:27 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Cyberman - May 7, 2013 at 6:27 pm
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Mystical - May 12, 2013 at 5:49 pm
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Darkstar - May 12, 2013 at 9:31 pm
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Cyberman - May 12, 2013 at 9:29 pm
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Minimalist - May 12, 2013 at 9:36 pm
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Cyberman - May 12, 2013 at 10:00 pm
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Fruity - May 12, 2013 at 11:36 pm
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Minimalist - May 13, 2013 at 12:41 am
RE: Thick, delicious irony - by Cyberman - May 13, 2013 at 3:57 pm

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