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Shit Violet says.

Poll: Even if I make sense, I don't make sense.
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That's what people tell me. Obviously, I think otherwise.
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Liez! Everything is sensible in a roundabout manor. Call me Wayne.
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Seriously... I'm not going to let this die.
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I can only pick one of these. It's not going to be this one.
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Why do I waste my time here, again? There are nubs to stomp!
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I CAN'T CRUSH A COCKROACH!
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This one time a bug flew past me. That's right, bug: FLY ON BY! Nobody wanted to talk to you anywayz! You and your mandibles.
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Keeping this up every day sounds annoying. Maybe I can make it part of my annoyance routine: eat, shower, brush teeth, say something that nobody would understand anyway. Smile
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Shit Violet says.
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RE: Shit Violet says.
April 14, 2013 at 11:23 am (This post was last modified: April 14, 2013 at 11:24 am by Whateverist.)
(April 14, 2013 at 11:18 am)Kayenneh Wrote:
(April 14, 2013 at 11:03 am)whateverist Wrote: What?! You have no pee pee?!?!? It should be somewhere in your lady parts. Look again.

Do you know how frigging hard it is to find the female urethra (especially with a mirror)?! Big Grin

Oh I know! But just as amazing is the force of stream you ladies can make. From an opening you can't hardly see can come an absolute gusher. Of course our gentleman parts are notorious for making peeing harder as we age but even as a kid I couldn't empty my bladder in anything close to the time any woman can. (Of course, for whizzing on the side of the trail I'll keep what I've got.)

You know I really appreciate the depth of discussion we are able to have here on AF.
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Shit Violet says.

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Shit Violet says. - by Violet - April 14, 2013 at 2:54 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Minimalist - April 14, 2013 at 2:58 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Violet - April 14, 2013 at 3:02 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Rayaan - April 14, 2013 at 3:33 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Gilgamesh - April 14, 2013 at 3:38 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Fruity - April 14, 2013 at 5:39 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Kayenneh - April 14, 2013 at 5:44 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Tonus - April 14, 2013 at 9:35 am
Re: RE: Shit Violet says. - by frz - April 14, 2013 at 10:44 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Kayenneh - April 14, 2013 at 10:48 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Whateverist - April 14, 2013 at 11:03 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Gearbreak - April 14, 2013 at 11:04 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Kayenneh - April 14, 2013 at 11:18 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Whateverist - April 14, 2013 at 11:23 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Nine - April 14, 2013 at 11:26 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Whateverist - April 14, 2013 at 11:29 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Kayenneh - April 14, 2013 at 11:49 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Tonus - April 14, 2013 at 11:51 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Violet - April 14, 2013 at 12:31 pm
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Zen Badger - April 15, 2013 at 7:05 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Kayenneh - April 15, 2013 at 7:14 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by KichigaiNeko - April 15, 2013 at 10:22 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Violet - April 16, 2013 at 11:46 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Brayton.l - April 15, 2013 at 10:33 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by KichigaiNeko - April 15, 2013 at 10:49 am
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Nine - April 16, 2013 at 12:38 pm
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Brian37 - April 16, 2013 at 12:47 pm
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Violet - April 16, 2013 at 1:24 pm
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Violet - April 17, 2013 at 12:53 pm
RE: Shit Violet says. - by Violet - April 18, 2013 at 10:28 pm

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