I don't even have to open my mouth: yall've got me covered. 
Shit Violet's Girlfriend says after calling into work to tell them she's sick: "Lilly, could you go next door and ask them if we can borrow a thermometer?"

Shit Violet's Girlfriend says after calling into work to tell them she's sick: "Lilly, could you go next door and ask them if we can borrow a thermometer?"
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day