Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 21, 2025, 10:29 am

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
You! Get into the closet! Quick!
#1
You! Get into the closet! Quick!
My atheism.

Like Binny, I work for myself. A comment made by her hit home and I realized I'm not so alone.

When on a job that part of me has to to be locked in the closet.

It just grates my cheese when a customer starts in with the "Oh thank Jesus, praise God he sent you here." (I thought it was their phone call to me that sent me there(?)) when the repairs are minor and inexpensive.

When giving bad news, major repairs/expensive I get asked "Are you Christian?" as if they are judging my honesty by asking this question.

Or even worse they start 'witnessing' to me and that part of me locked in that closet also needs to be bound and gagged because I got a $1800 job staring at me and honesty about that aspect of my life most likely would cost me that job. So I force myself to 'play the part' and I respond "Oh yes, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Halleluja. Praise God! etc etc etc ad nauseum...."

Anyone else? Anyone else here who's very bread and butter, who's very livelyhood would be threatened if they gave honest answers or responses to religious actions by others? Have you ever taken a chance and been honest and it cost you a job or money in some way?
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
---------------
...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
---------------
NO MA'AM
[Image: attemptingtogiveadamnc.gif]
Reply



Messages In This Thread
You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Dotard - December 7, 2009 at 9:18 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by leo-rcc - December 7, 2009 at 9:21 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Dotard - December 7, 2009 at 9:48 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 7, 2009 at 10:08 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Dotard - December 7, 2009 at 9:03 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Darwinian - December 7, 2009 at 10:33 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by binny - December 7, 2009 at 1:06 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Meatball - December 7, 2009 at 1:56 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by tackattack - December 7, 2009 at 6:18 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Ace Otana - December 7, 2009 at 6:22 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by binny - December 7, 2009 at 6:40 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 7, 2009 at 7:57 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 7, 2009 at 8:18 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Autumnlicious - December 7, 2009 at 9:19 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 7, 2009 at 11:17 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by theVOID - December 8, 2009 at 3:43 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by littlegrimlin1 - December 8, 2009 at 12:20 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by fr0d0 - December 8, 2009 at 3:40 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 8, 2009 at 9:58 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 8, 2009 at 10:36 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 8, 2009 at 3:04 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 8, 2009 at 4:42 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 8, 2009 at 4:57 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by binny - December 8, 2009 at 12:45 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 8, 2009 at 1:30 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by binny - December 8, 2009 at 2:00 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by downbeatplumb - December 14, 2009 at 1:48 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Rhizomorph13 - December 8, 2009 at 3:29 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Craveman - December 8, 2009 at 3:44 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 8, 2009 at 4:02 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by leo-rcc - December 8, 2009 at 4:07 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Rhizomorph13 - December 8, 2009 at 5:20 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 8, 2009 at 5:49 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 8, 2009 at 6:20 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by littlegrimlin1 - December 8, 2009 at 5:36 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Rhizomorph13 - December 8, 2009 at 6:38 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 9, 2009 at 9:52 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by fr0d0 - December 9, 2009 at 6:42 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 10, 2009 at 9:39 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 10, 2009 at 9:59 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Dotard - December 8, 2009 at 11:34 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Rhizomorph13 - December 9, 2009 at 10:24 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 9, 2009 at 10:49 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Craveman - December 9, 2009 at 12:43 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by leo-rcc - December 9, 2009 at 1:30 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by binny - December 9, 2009 at 1:49 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Dotard - December 9, 2009 at 8:45 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Rhizomorph13 - December 9, 2009 at 9:11 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Amphora - December 9, 2009 at 9:52 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Autumnlicious - December 9, 2009 at 10:00 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by fr0d0 - December 10, 2009 at 5:03 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Dotard - December 10, 2009 at 9:10 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 10, 2009 at 9:28 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 10, 2009 at 10:26 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by theVOID - December 10, 2009 at 10:34 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by tackattack - December 10, 2009 at 10:46 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 10, 2009 at 10:40 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 10, 2009 at 10:47 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Meatball - December 10, 2009 at 12:37 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Violet - December 10, 2009 at 6:46 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by fr0d0 - December 10, 2009 at 9:03 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 11, 2009 at 7:44 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by theVOID - December 11, 2009 at 7:51 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 11, 2009 at 7:54 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by fr0d0 - December 11, 2009 at 8:25 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 11, 2009 at 8:32 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by fr0d0 - December 11, 2009 at 8:40 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 11, 2009 at 9:08 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by fr0d0 - December 11, 2009 at 10:11 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Dotard - December 12, 2009 at 1:00 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 12, 2009 at 1:18 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Dotard - December 12, 2009 at 6:09 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 14, 2009 at 10:58 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Dotard - December 16, 2009 at 10:09 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Edwardo Piet - December 18, 2009 at 12:34 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by fr0d0 - December 12, 2009 at 7:23 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by binny - December 14, 2009 at 2:46 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by tackattack - December 15, 2009 at 2:19 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by binny - December 15, 2009 at 12:21 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 16, 2009 at 10:44 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by leo-rcc - December 16, 2009 at 11:01 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 16, 2009 at 11:52 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by downbeatplumb - December 22, 2009 at 7:37 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Amphora - December 18, 2009 at 4:59 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 18, 2009 at 10:25 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by fr0d0 - December 21, 2009 at 3:47 pm

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Where does the belief that seeds die before they turn into a living plant come from? FlatAssembler 17 3253 August 3, 2023 at 10:38 am
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Evangelicals, Trump and a Quick Bible Study DeistPaladin 52 10492 November 9, 2020 at 3:20 pm
Last Post: downbeatplumb
  No more “lead us not into temptation” Fake Messiah 22 4744 June 15, 2019 at 12:19 am
Last Post: Nay_Sayer
  A look into the mindset of an Evangelical Trumptard drfuzzy 10 2842 October 12, 2018 at 2:49 pm
Last Post: Bucky Ball
  Pope's visit to Ireland turning into a fiasco? Fake Messiah 11 3552 August 27, 2018 at 12:48 pm
Last Post: Jehanne
  Priest publicly wishes for Pope's quick death... c172 18 6884 March 22, 2018 at 1:10 am
Last Post: c172
  What's gotten into Italians? brewer 21 5055 March 5, 2018 at 9:23 pm
Last Post: vorlon13
  You Put Absolutely NO Thought Into This Astonished 45 14307 August 28, 2017 at 8:38 pm
Last Post: Astonished
  CHRISTIANS, you only have 3 days left to get rid of your XMAS TREE! 21stCenturyIconoclast 22 6435 December 24, 2016 at 2:11 pm
Last Post: 21stCenturyIconoclast
  Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!! drfuzzy 31 6895 March 1, 2016 at 9:52 pm
Last Post: Jackalope



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)