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You! Get into the closet! Quick!
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RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick!
I just got one of those damned fish symbols and put it in the corner of the sign on the back of my truck. Have also been considering advertising in that damned xtain yeller pages.

I have often in the past really considered opening a xtian book/gift store. We have many and a few mega ones here in S. Texas and they all appear to be doing well.

Maybe going to one of those, purchasing a big cross with the inscription on it "The Cross of Calvary".

Then bust it up into lots of little slivers, stick them into individual little mini-test tubes, stuff a cork in it then sell them (in the back of xtain magazines, on ebay and such) advertised as an "Actual piece from the Cross of Calvary".
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
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You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Dotard - December 7, 2009 at 9:18 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by leo-rcc - December 7, 2009 at 9:21 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Dotard - December 7, 2009 at 9:48 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 7, 2009 at 10:08 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Dotard - December 7, 2009 at 9:03 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Darwinian - December 7, 2009 at 10:33 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by binny - December 7, 2009 at 1:06 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Meatball - December 7, 2009 at 1:56 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by tackattack - December 7, 2009 at 6:18 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Ace Otana - December 7, 2009 at 6:22 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by binny - December 7, 2009 at 6:40 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 7, 2009 at 7:57 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 7, 2009 at 8:18 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Autumnlicious - December 7, 2009 at 9:19 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 7, 2009 at 11:17 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by theVOID - December 8, 2009 at 3:43 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by littlegrimlin1 - December 8, 2009 at 12:20 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by fr0d0 - December 8, 2009 at 3:40 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 8, 2009 at 9:58 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 8, 2009 at 10:36 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 8, 2009 at 3:04 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 8, 2009 at 4:42 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 8, 2009 at 4:57 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by binny - December 8, 2009 at 12:45 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 8, 2009 at 1:30 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by binny - December 8, 2009 at 2:00 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by downbeatplumb - December 14, 2009 at 1:48 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Rhizomorph13 - December 8, 2009 at 3:29 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Craveman - December 8, 2009 at 3:44 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 8, 2009 at 4:02 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by leo-rcc - December 8, 2009 at 4:07 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Rhizomorph13 - December 8, 2009 at 5:20 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 8, 2009 at 5:49 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 8, 2009 at 6:20 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by littlegrimlin1 - December 8, 2009 at 5:36 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Rhizomorph13 - December 8, 2009 at 6:38 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 9, 2009 at 9:52 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by fr0d0 - December 9, 2009 at 6:42 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 10, 2009 at 9:39 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 10, 2009 at 9:59 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Dotard - December 8, 2009 at 11:34 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Rhizomorph13 - December 9, 2009 at 10:24 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 9, 2009 at 10:49 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Craveman - December 9, 2009 at 12:43 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by leo-rcc - December 9, 2009 at 1:30 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by binny - December 9, 2009 at 1:49 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Dotard - December 9, 2009 at 8:45 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Rhizomorph13 - December 9, 2009 at 9:11 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Amphora - December 9, 2009 at 9:52 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Autumnlicious - December 9, 2009 at 10:00 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by fr0d0 - December 10, 2009 at 5:03 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Dotard - December 10, 2009 at 9:10 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 10, 2009 at 9:28 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 10, 2009 at 10:26 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by theVOID - December 10, 2009 at 10:34 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by tackattack - December 10, 2009 at 10:46 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 10, 2009 at 10:40 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by rjh4 - December 10, 2009 at 10:47 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Meatball - December 10, 2009 at 12:37 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Violet - December 10, 2009 at 6:46 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by fr0d0 - December 10, 2009 at 9:03 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 11, 2009 at 7:44 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by theVOID - December 11, 2009 at 7:51 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 11, 2009 at 7:54 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by fr0d0 - December 11, 2009 at 8:25 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 11, 2009 at 8:32 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by fr0d0 - December 11, 2009 at 8:40 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 11, 2009 at 9:08 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by fr0d0 - December 11, 2009 at 10:11 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Dotard - December 12, 2009 at 1:00 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 12, 2009 at 1:18 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Dotard - December 12, 2009 at 6:09 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 14, 2009 at 10:58 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Dotard - December 16, 2009 at 10:09 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Edwardo Piet - December 18, 2009 at 12:34 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by fr0d0 - December 12, 2009 at 7:23 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by binny - December 14, 2009 at 2:46 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by tackattack - December 15, 2009 at 2:19 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by binny - December 15, 2009 at 12:21 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 16, 2009 at 10:44 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by leo-rcc - December 16, 2009 at 11:01 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 16, 2009 at 11:52 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by downbeatplumb - December 22, 2009 at 7:37 am
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Amphora - December 18, 2009 at 4:59 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by Eilonnwy - December 18, 2009 at 10:25 pm
RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick! - by fr0d0 - December 21, 2009 at 3:47 pm

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