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The Resurrection Proof #1: The Empty Tomb of Jesus

Only your books of holy horseshit make this claim. These books were written well after the fact by pious frauds seeking to advance this absurd doctrine. Where is REAL evidence that the tomb was empty...that it ever existed...or that your godboy is anything other than a myth that foolish people chose to historicize?

The Resurrection Proof #2: The Holy Women Eyewitnesses

See above - same applies.

The Resurrection Proof #3: Jesus' Apostles' New-Found Courage

See above. Much like Robin Hood's Merry Men these figments of your imagination are characters in a poorly written novel...just like your godboy. Where is REAL evidence that any of them...or him...existed from contemporary sources who might have been impressed by your miracle shit?

The Resurrection Proof #4: Changed Lives of James and Others

Even a dumbass like you should know what is coming by now, Drippy.
Evidence that such people are anything more than fictional characters?

he Resurrection Proof #5: Large Crowd of Eyewitnesses

Again, you pick a line out of your holy horseshit and use it to prove itself. Piss poor methodology on your part.

The Resurrection Proof #6: Conversion of Paul

Odd then that the earliest xtian writers never heard of this allegedly very important fucker, isn't it? Could it be that he is merely another character introduced....probably by Marcion...into the mix of nonsense that you call xtianity.

The Resurrection Proof #7: They Died for Jesus

At last you depart from the insanity of using your books to prove themselves....you know, in Star Wars, Luke Skywalker blows up the Death Star.... its a novel.

Humans throw their lives away for many silly purposes but even that is irrelevant. Christina Moss' book on the xtian Myth of Persecution shows that these stories are later fictions created in the 4th century and after.

So..there. Go Blow Your 7 Proofs Out Your Ass and Take Fucking Jesus With You.