I've self-imposed a series of rules that will lead me to cheating. If any fails, I don't cheat.
1 - The other party must initiate... that is, the woman who I may cheat with would have to approach me and go through the motions. I don't take the first step. How likely is that? well... in 8 years of marriage, it hasn't happened once!
2 - The other party must be beautiful.... I mean more beautiful than my wife... To me, beauty is all about the face. It's got to be worth it, after all!
3 - The other party must be sexy... sexier than my wife... this is all about the body. Nice proportions, well sculpted, bla bla bla... It's got to be worth it, right?
Fail any of these rules and I don't get to cheat.
I guess I'll be an old bugger before a cute and hot girl hits on me. So my wife's safe.... until then.
1 - The other party must initiate... that is, the woman who I may cheat with would have to approach me and go through the motions. I don't take the first step. How likely is that? well... in 8 years of marriage, it hasn't happened once!
2 - The other party must be beautiful.... I mean more beautiful than my wife... To me, beauty is all about the face. It's got to be worth it, after all!
3 - The other party must be sexy... sexier than my wife... this is all about the body. Nice proportions, well sculpted, bla bla bla... It's got to be worth it, right?
Fail any of these rules and I don't get to cheat.
I guess I'll be an old bugger before a cute and hot girl hits on me. So my wife's safe.... until then.