RE: Religion is dumb...
June 2, 2013 at 3:51 pm
(This post was last modified: June 2, 2013 at 3:52 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(June 2, 2013 at 1:30 pm)ideologue08 Wrote: So I spent half the night praying that the teacher wouldn't even be there and that I won't have to do it, bearing in mind he was there for every day of the last few weeks, so more than half the class have already done their presentation. When the next morning came, he sat us all down and told us that he is going to a conference that morning, so the lesson will be taken over by a sub, and presentations are cancelled for the day.
Boy did you get that one wrong, it wasn't god that answered that prayer but me, and it wasn't your prayer that I answered. Your teacher cried out to the heavens that if he had to spend another morning with you and your lot he'd snap - and lo did I provide him with a righteous conference to attendeth-eth.
Allah-hu-mother-fuckin akbar.
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