Quote:an online mormon friend - I haven't ascertained yet if she's just curious about my atheism or if she's sneakily trying to convert me.
Subtlety is not normally a mormon trait. Being a moron - er, mormon - requires an ability to suspend rationality which is far beyond the realm of normal theists.
i.e. you not only have to believe that all the bible horseshit is true but that it was transferred to north america and revealed to an 1820's con man who was justly gunned down by a mob.