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Keeping God in schools
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RE: Keeping God in schools
Personally I'm all in favour of keeping "God" in school. In fact, the guy has such serious learning issues, I'd bung him in one of those special classes for kids with particularly severe problems.

On his own, of course. Don't want him holding all the other kids back.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Keeping God in schools - by Silver - June 19, 2013 at 9:04 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Minimalist - June 19, 2013 at 9:06 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Esquilax - June 19, 2013 at 11:23 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Dragonetti - June 19, 2013 at 11:37 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Drich - June 20, 2013 at 8:56 am
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Esquilax - June 20, 2013 at 9:49 am
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Anomalocaris - June 20, 2013 at 12:22 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Minimalist - June 20, 2013 at 12:50 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Psykhronic - June 20, 2013 at 9:11 am
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Drich - June 20, 2013 at 10:03 am
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Psykhronic - June 20, 2013 at 10:05 am
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Creed of Heresy - June 20, 2013 at 10:09 am
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Drich - June 20, 2013 at 12:29 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by CleanShavenJesus - June 20, 2013 at 12:35 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Rahul - June 21, 2013 at 10:48 am
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Drich - June 23, 2013 at 10:56 am
RE: Keeping God in schools - by CleanShavenJesus - June 23, 2013 at 11:51 am
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Rahul - June 23, 2013 at 1:39 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Psykhronic - June 20, 2013 at 7:26 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by CapnAwesome - June 21, 2013 at 10:14 am
RE: Keeping God in schools - by CapnAwesome - June 20, 2013 at 10:13 am
RE: Keeping God in schools - by CleanShavenJesus - June 20, 2013 at 11:27 am
RE: Keeping God in schools - by littleendian - June 20, 2013 at 11:36 am
RE: Keeping God in schools - by CleanShavenJesus - June 20, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Silver - June 20, 2013 at 12:24 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Anomalocaris - June 20, 2013 at 12:29 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Anomalocaris - June 20, 2013 at 12:26 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Darth - June 20, 2013 at 12:08 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Cyberman - June 23, 2013 at 12:07 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Minimalist - June 23, 2013 at 1:16 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Thor - June 23, 2013 at 2:14 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Faith No More - June 23, 2013 at 2:36 pm
RE: Keeping God in schools - by Thor - June 23, 2013 at 2:49 pm

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