RE: The most boring and worthless thing you ever did.
June 25, 2013 at 11:18 am
(This post was last modified: June 25, 2013 at 11:19 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Port-a-potty guard duty in the ass end of nowhere. 12 on 12 off......6 weeks of that.....I don't know why they would trust a person with an assault rifle come the 4th week......
Thankfully the futility of the duty washes over you by week 5, and you sleep through both your on duty and off duty time. Week 6 you're the happiest motherfucker alive.
Thankfully the futility of the duty washes over you by week 5, and you sleep through both your on duty and off duty time. Week 6 you're the happiest motherfucker alive.
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