Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.........
10.The cucumber has left the salad.
9.Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6.Elvis is leaving the building.
5.The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3.You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
And the#1way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
10.The cucumber has left the salad.
9.Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6.Elvis is leaving the building.
5.The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3.You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
And the#1way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
"Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.” ~ Ambrose Bierce
“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's." - Mark Twain in Eruption
“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's." - Mark Twain in Eruption
