*skimming thread*
(what the actual fuck? no one's even mentioned kansas yet!)
*goes on about business nonchalantly*
(what the actual fuck? no one's even mentioned kansas yet!)

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret is as though it had an underlying truth.
Umberto Eco
Umberto Eco