Georgia - As Fucked Up As Texas

[Creed of Heresy]

Well... I work in a call center that deals directly with "nurses" in Mississippi. You know, people who are supposed to be "mildly" educated. I've talked to hundreds and can assure you that I've talked to more boxes of rocks coming from that state than I have anywhere else (and we serve all of the south!).

Also, I used to work for a moving company a few months ago dealing with regular people. All I can say is... wow. These people really ARE dumb as rocks!

All one needs to do is look at their flag and suddenly you'll have a pretty clear grasp on where the intellectual majority stands in that state...



...Yeahhhhh...

It has the highest rate of teenage pregnancy in the entire US, the lowest household median income in the entire US, it is the most religious state in the US, ranked lowest for health-care, receives the second-highest amount of federal assistance [even though it is largely a republican state...ha ha haaa oh my fuckin' goodness the irony...], and has consistently ranked THE LOWEST in the US for test scores for math and science.

I'm not saying all people from Mississippi are dumb as rocks...

...I'm just saying the search for an intelligent person from Mississippi is ongoing and, so far, fruitless. '_'

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WAIT. WAIT. Hold up a second.

Morgan Freeman is from Mississippi.

WE HAVE FOUND OUR MISSISSIPPI-BORN INTELLECTUAL!! 8D *throws confetti*

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(Granted I dunno if he was raised there...)