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God his own Enemy
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God his own Enemy
Greetings,

It can be undoubted that atheists and theists the world over have thoughtfully considered the position of the antagonist (devil) and wondered mightily how there could be room in the peace-loving and holy word of God for an ego greater than his? Is the bible truly nothing more than a chronicle of the effects of competing ego's; divine one-up-man-ship?

In the good book It says that a devil deceives and it says that God deceives. It says that God destroys, it says that the devil destroys. The devil is a lion and so is God. The devil is a thief, God a better thief, as he comes in the night to avoid detection! God hates bankers (see condemnation of usury) yet in the New Testament he uses these very elements as leverage against the principle of our souls (see parable of the ten mina).

In the book of Job we have the antagonist clearly identified - God himself. It is God who informs the devil, "hast thou considered my servant Job?" At which point the devil in all his glory pursues Job *smiting* relentlessly.
The Christian is reminded of Job's courage and due diligence that from his lips he never once cursed God - yet the remainder of his book is a clever catalog of the most irritating and at the same time, informative whining most have had the pleasure of seeing set in print. The most curious combination of woe-is-me's, poor me, what-did-I -do's, ever compiled for historic examination and not once did poor job ever call God a dick, prick of fucktard for his heinous and unscrupulous treatment.

In the book of Revelation we have a dubious figure known as the Beast which in Christian speculation has often been equated with the Antichrist. It is said that this figure will make fire fall from the heavens and other miracles and has the power to deceive (persuade) based upon them. The Christians mindlessly chant, that this is the devil, that old serpent which deceived Eve in the Garden yet when asked, what miracles has the devil ever been credited with? They have no answer. When asked what fire has the devil ever caused to fall from the sky? Simply silence among dim-witted blank stares. However when asked if God has ever deceived anyone the scriptures tell a very sorry tale. When asked has God ever caused fire to fall from the skies, we see he has in several locations.

In conclusion, and I thank all for taking the time to read, we have a few possibilities which necessitate one course of action:

1. Christians are inbred stupid. I don't say this to characterize their raw intellectual capacity - they are quite smart - but the foolhardiness of their inability to properly perceive that many of the biblical passages are straight forward bullocks has the effect of smashing them on the melon with a sledgehammer - dumb, dumber and dumbest.

2. Christians are unwittingly worshiping Satan. I say this because God is ten times worse (understatement) in destructive capacity than the wiles of the devil, therefore must be one - the ultimate devil. In the words of George Burns, "Oh God you Devil."

3. Christians are right and everyone else is wrong. I say this with the most dire grimace - for the devil is alive in me if such a travesty were true - God kills his own son to save mankind form himself? (wtf) God would not have to kill his son any longer as I would gladly kill myself in order to not be a party to the sad an sadistic world that would result if Christianity were allowed to flourish!

The only course of action is to re-institute book burning. First on the list Bibles and Qurans the world over (I am reminded of the movie "V" where all religion is forcibly removed and to be found in possession of religious books without proper licensing is to be sentenced to the gulag for an indeterminate period of reeducation.)
"This time the bullet cold rocked ya a yellow ribbon instead of a swastika?" -RATM
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God his own Enemy - by Dionysius - July 9, 2013 at 4:26 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Bad Wolf - July 9, 2013 at 4:47 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Dionysius - July 9, 2013 at 5:21 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Tonus - July 9, 2013 at 5:41 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Minimalist - July 9, 2013 at 5:56 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Doubting Thomas - July 10, 2013 at 10:43 am
RE: God his own Enemy - by Drich - July 10, 2013 at 12:01 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by LastPoet - July 10, 2013 at 2:19 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Bad Writer - July 10, 2013 at 4:58 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Dionysius - July 10, 2013 at 6:14 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Bad Writer - July 10, 2013 at 8:01 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Dionysius - July 10, 2013 at 8:03 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by ronedee - July 11, 2013 at 1:55 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Silver - July 11, 2013 at 2:02 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by ronedee - July 11, 2013 at 3:28 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Bad Writer - July 11, 2013 at 3:39 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by ronedee - July 11, 2013 at 3:52 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Bad Writer - July 11, 2013 at 4:15 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by ronedee - July 11, 2013 at 4:38 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Bad Writer - July 11, 2013 at 4:52 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by ronedee - July 11, 2013 at 5:13 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Bad Writer - July 11, 2013 at 5:30 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Silver - July 11, 2013 at 5:30 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by ronedee - July 11, 2013 at 5:41 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Bad Writer - July 11, 2013 at 5:45 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Silver - July 11, 2013 at 5:48 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Silver - July 11, 2013 at 4:43 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by ronedee - July 11, 2013 at 4:56 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Silver - July 11, 2013 at 5:03 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Tonus - July 11, 2013 at 5:06 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Dionysius - July 11, 2013 at 2:35 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Esquilax - July 11, 2013 at 2:53 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Dionysius - July 11, 2013 at 2:56 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Bad Writer - July 11, 2013 at 2:51 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Dionysius - July 11, 2013 at 2:52 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Bad Writer - July 11, 2013 at 3:16 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Drich - July 9, 2013 at 5:58 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Dionysius - July 9, 2013 at 6:16 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Godschild - July 10, 2013 at 12:40 am
RE: God his own Enemy - by Esquilax - July 10, 2013 at 7:46 am
RE: God his own Enemy - by Godschild - July 10, 2013 at 2:26 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Dionysius - July 10, 2013 at 3:19 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Godschild - July 10, 2013 at 6:16 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Bad Wolf - July 10, 2013 at 6:22 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Godschild - July 10, 2013 at 11:34 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Dionysius - July 11, 2013 at 12:22 am
RE: God his own Enemy - by Godschild - July 11, 2013 at 12:40 am
RE: God his own Enemy - by Esquilax - July 11, 2013 at 2:13 am
RE: God his own Enemy - by viocjit - July 11, 2013 at 1:06 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Dionysius - July 10, 2013 at 6:26 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Anomalocaris - July 10, 2013 at 6:48 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by viocjit - July 10, 2013 at 7:33 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Dionysius - July 10, 2013 at 10:21 am
RE: God his own Enemy - by Tonus - July 10, 2013 at 1:21 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Godschild - July 10, 2013 at 3:20 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Tonus - July 11, 2013 at 1:20 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Drich - July 10, 2013 at 8:58 am
RE: God his own Enemy - by ThomM - July 10, 2013 at 7:41 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Minimalist - July 9, 2013 at 6:32 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Minimalist - July 10, 2013 at 12:47 am
RE: God his own Enemy - by Faith No More - July 10, 2013 at 8:37 am
RE: God his own Enemy - by Faith No More - July 10, 2013 at 9:05 am
RE: God his own Enemy - by Faith No More - July 10, 2013 at 12:28 pm
RE: God his own Enemy - by Minimalist - July 10, 2013 at 4:15 pm

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