(July 16, 2013 at 5:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote: God's a dick.
Hmmm...
"Hey, wanna come back to my place and worship my god? On your knees is best."
Thanks, Min! I'm definitely giving this one a try!

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'