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Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah!
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Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah!
I saw this as a debate topic that somebody was instigating on debate.orgI think it would be hilarious if somebody did this!

"You'd think after over two thousand years of slacking, dossing about and generally doing nothing much Jesus Christ would rattle his dags and come back down to Earth to assert his father's dominance over the heathens, wouldn't you? But no, he obviously can't be bothered.

Fine, if Jesus won't come of his own accord, we should force him to pay us a visit. That's right, we humans have come a long way since he was last here and we now have the technology to clone humans from DNA, and we've got his on the Turin Shroud. [1,2]

What's more, these days we've got 'planes so there'll be no excuse for him to hang about in the same place like last time; this time we should make him convert the Hindus in India, the Buddhists in China and the savages in Africa; just to prove he's not a racist who only wants white people to find salvation.

A visit from Jesus is long overdue and that's why I affirm that it's time to use DNA taken from the Turin Shroud to clone him and bring him back to Earth, whether he likes it or not.


REF 1: https://www.shroud.com/pdfs/kearse2.pdf
REF 2:http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/15613...an-embryos"
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Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by The Reality Salesman - July 17, 2013 at 4:00 pm
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by wwjs - July 17, 2013 at 4:05 pm
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Jackalope - July 17, 2013 at 4:11 pm
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Minimalist - July 17, 2013 at 4:19 pm
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Walking Void - July 17, 2013 at 5:45 pm
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Rahul - July 17, 2013 at 5:42 pm
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Nine - July 18, 2013 at 4:43 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by LastPoet - July 18, 2013 at 4:47 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Silver - July 18, 2013 at 4:50 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Anomalocaris - July 18, 2013 at 10:21 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by LastPoet - July 18, 2013 at 4:53 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Silver - July 18, 2013 at 4:57 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Esquilax - July 18, 2013 at 5:48 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Cyberman - July 18, 2013 at 6:02 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Silver - July 18, 2013 at 6:07 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by LastPoet - July 18, 2013 at 6:28 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Doubting Thomas - July 18, 2013 at 9:22 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Rahul - July 18, 2013 at 9:31 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by bladevalant546 - July 18, 2013 at 9:38 am

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