There was a bus full of ugly people that got in a fatal crash, killing all of the ugly people on board. They all went up to the gates of heaven where they were greeted by God. He said that before they entered heaven, he would grant them one wish each.
The first ugly person stepped up, and asked God to make him beautiful, and it was done. The second person stepped up and also asked to be made beautiful, and it was done. And so each ugly person stepped up to the gates and asked to become beautiful.
About a quarter of the way through the line, a guy in the back starts chuckling. Halfway through the line he starts to laugh even harder. And by the time the line is almost up to him he is laughing so hard tears are coming from his eyes.
Finally he reaches the gates, and God asks him what his wish is. He grins and says, "I wish they were all ugly again."
The first ugly person stepped up, and asked God to make him beautiful, and it was done. The second person stepped up and also asked to be made beautiful, and it was done. And so each ugly person stepped up to the gates and asked to become beautiful.
About a quarter of the way through the line, a guy in the back starts chuckling. Halfway through the line he starts to laugh even harder. And by the time the line is almost up to him he is laughing so hard tears are coming from his eyes.
Finally he reaches the gates, and God asks him what his wish is. He grins and says, "I wish they were all ugly again."
