Adam and Eve Saved the Environment

[Kayenneh]

Mary had a little lamb, one day it followed her to school which was against the rule, so the teacher killed it dead, now it goes to school with Mary between two hunks of bread. It doesn't sound much like the original does it, then what the heck it's just a story.

Do you take the garden of Eden story literally? Is not apple and fruit synonymous in the symbolical sense? Serpent and snake?

Käärme oli kavalin kaikista eläimistä, jotka Herra Jumala oli luonut.
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Nainen näki nyt, että puun hedelmät olivat hyviä syödä ja että se oli kaunis katsella ja houkutteleva, koska se antoi ymmärrystä.

Ooh, look a snake! Ooh, understanding!

Ormen var listigast av alla vilda djur som Herren Gud hade gjort.
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Kvinnan såg att trädet var gott att äta av: det var en fröjd för ögat och ett härligt träd, eftersom det skänkte vishet.

Ooh! Another snake! Ooh, wisdom!

But right, other translations aren't good enough for GC, because his god cares about the language you read in.