RE: beginning of The Universe theories
August 2, 2013 at 5:25 pm
(This post was last modified: August 2, 2013 at 5:26 pm by Anomalocaris.)
In the beginning there was no god. Then came the big bang, followed by dinosaurs, followed by monkeys. Some monkeys said "Let there be god", and there was god, and those monkeys saw that god was good, and those monkeys are still monkeys. Other Monkeys bit into the fruit of knowledge, and saw that god was no good, so they became humans.