Stop me if you've heard these. Oh, wait...you can't.
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Jesus walks into the lobby of a hotel, tosses a few nails on the counter and asks the clerk, 'Can you put me up for a few hours?'
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Jesus admonishes the crowd about to stone the adulteress, 'He among you that is without sin, let him cast the first stone.' Like lightning, a rock blazes out of the crowd and conks the adulteress right on the head. Jesus sighs and says, 'Mom, you're REALLY not making this job any easier.'
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Jesus is on the cross, when the sky begins to darken. Weakly, the Saviour calls out, 'Peter, Peter...'. The named apostle fights his way through the crowd to the foot of the cross.
'I'm here, Lord. What will you have of me?'
'Peter...Peter...'
'Yes, Lord, what is it?'
'Peter...Peter...I can see your house from here.'
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What did the Romans say to Jesus partway through the the crucifixion? 'Cross your legs, mate, we're down to our last three nails.'
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(This one's a visual)
Why do the ladies love Jesus? Dude was hung like THIS!!
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Boru
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Jesus walks into the lobby of a hotel, tosses a few nails on the counter and asks the clerk, 'Can you put me up for a few hours?'
*****
Jesus admonishes the crowd about to stone the adulteress, 'He among you that is without sin, let him cast the first stone.' Like lightning, a rock blazes out of the crowd and conks the adulteress right on the head. Jesus sighs and says, 'Mom, you're REALLY not making this job any easier.'
*****
Jesus is on the cross, when the sky begins to darken. Weakly, the Saviour calls out, 'Peter, Peter...'. The named apostle fights his way through the crowd to the foot of the cross.
'I'm here, Lord. What will you have of me?'
'Peter...Peter...'
'Yes, Lord, what is it?'
'Peter...Peter...I can see your house from here.'
*****
What did the Romans say to Jesus partway through the the crucifixion? 'Cross your legs, mate, we're down to our last three nails.'
*****
(This one's a visual)
Why do the ladies love Jesus? Dude was hung like THIS!!
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
