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RE: Jesus Jokes
August 12, 2013 at 8:11 pm (This post was last modified: August 12, 2013 at 8:15 pm by Minimalist.)
Quote:A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"

The little girl turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car -- and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."

The priest slowly looks around him while unbuttoning his cassock and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"
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Jesus Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 12, 2013 at 6:31 pm
RE: Jesus Jokes - by Minimalist - August 12, 2013 at 8:11 pm
RE: Jesus Jokes - by genkaus - August 12, 2013 at 8:37 pm
RE: Jesus Jokes - by wwjs - August 12, 2013 at 10:55 pm
RE: Jesus Jokes - by Kayenneh - August 13, 2013 at 3:34 am
RE: Jesus Jokes - by Cyberman - August 21, 2013 at 9:53 pm
RE: Jesus Jokes - by Minimalist - August 21, 2013 at 9:57 pm
RE: Jesus Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - August 21, 2013 at 11:03 pm
RE: Jesus Jokes - by downbeatplumb - August 22, 2013 at 4:51 am
RE: Jesus Jokes - by Sakumofo - August 22, 2013 at 9:13 pm

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