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"IF" there was a God....
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RE: "IF" there was a God....
August 15, 2013 at 12:10 pm (This post was last modified: August 15, 2013 at 12:12 pm by Cyberman.)
(August 15, 2013 at 11:53 am)smax Wrote: In fantasy, however, here on Earth, which happens to be dominated by human beings for the time being, God wants:

Humans to enjoy hundreds of virgins
Experience indescribable bliss
Own our own planets
Become celestial beings
Live in a mansion with him

And thousands of other things that we've committed him to through our yet to be verified communications with him.

Indeed; but it's vital to remember this whole religion thing is a monstrous pyramid scheme. "God" (or the god du jour) only wants those things for the people at the top of the pyramid - everyone else never quite gets there, however hard they try or devout they are, and they're the wicked ones whom "God" despises for all sorts of ad hoc reasons.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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"IF" there was a God.... - by ronedee - August 14, 2013 at 10:49 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 14, 2013 at 10:54 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by smax - August 14, 2013 at 4:47 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by ITChick - August 14, 2013 at 10:54 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by ronedee - August 14, 2013 at 10:58 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by ITChick - August 14, 2013 at 11:00 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Drich - August 14, 2013 at 12:37 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by CleanShavenJesus - August 14, 2013 at 1:32 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Drich - August 14, 2013 at 10:05 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Mister Agenda - August 15, 2013 at 11:43 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Drich - August 15, 2013 at 9:33 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Bad Writer - August 15, 2013 at 9:47 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Ryantology - August 15, 2013 at 9:47 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Thor - August 16, 2013 at 12:06 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Whateverist - August 16, 2013 at 1:26 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Thor - August 14, 2013 at 2:24 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Psykhronic - August 14, 2013 at 11:02 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Crossless1 - August 14, 2013 at 11:02 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 14, 2013 at 11:03 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Thor - August 14, 2013 at 11:05 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Drich - August 14, 2013 at 2:24 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Thor - August 15, 2013 at 12:13 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Undeceived - August 15, 2013 at 12:27 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Jackalope - August 15, 2013 at 12:34 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Undeceived - August 15, 2013 at 12:50 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Jackalope - August 15, 2013 at 1:08 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Undeceived - August 15, 2013 at 1:19 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Angrboda - August 15, 2013 at 3:05 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Esquilax - August 15, 2013 at 7:20 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Jackalope - August 15, 2013 at 11:15 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by FifthElement - August 15, 2013 at 1:54 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Thor - August 15, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by ITChick - August 14, 2013 at 11:08 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by LostLocke - August 14, 2013 at 11:11 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Psykhronic - August 14, 2013 at 11:09 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Kayenneh - August 14, 2013 at 11:23 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by NoraBrimstone - August 14, 2013 at 11:25 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Mister Agenda - August 14, 2013 at 11:33 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Silver - August 14, 2013 at 11:38 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Drich - August 14, 2013 at 2:29 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by bladevalant546 - August 14, 2013 at 11:53 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Drich - August 14, 2013 at 2:33 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by LostLocke - August 14, 2013 at 12:01 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Faith No More - August 14, 2013 at 12:50 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Drich - August 14, 2013 at 2:42 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Faith No More - August 14, 2013 at 2:46 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Drich - August 14, 2013 at 2:54 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Faith No More - August 14, 2013 at 3:09 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Drich - August 14, 2013 at 3:17 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Faith No More - August 14, 2013 at 3:32 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Drich - August 14, 2013 at 4:16 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Faith No More - August 14, 2013 at 4:26 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Drich - August 14, 2013 at 11:13 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Whateverist - August 15, 2013 at 12:54 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Minimalist - August 14, 2013 at 12:56 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Bad Writer - August 14, 2013 at 12:59 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Simon Moon - August 14, 2013 at 2:07 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Ryantology - August 14, 2013 at 2:15 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Edwardo Piet - August 14, 2013 at 2:26 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Faith No More - August 14, 2013 at 2:32 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Faith No More - August 14, 2013 at 2:37 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by ronedee - August 14, 2013 at 2:56 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Whateverist - August 14, 2013 at 3:31 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by pocaracas - August 14, 2013 at 4:13 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Drich - August 14, 2013 at 10:35 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Whateverist - August 14, 2013 at 11:02 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by pocaracas - August 15, 2013 at 5:21 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Bad Writer - August 14, 2013 at 4:34 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Minimalist - August 14, 2013 at 5:19 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by paulpablo - August 14, 2013 at 5:49 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Bad Writer - August 14, 2013 at 10:31 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by ronedee - August 15, 2013 at 12:25 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by ITChick - August 15, 2013 at 3:20 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by max-greece - August 15, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Mister Agenda - August 15, 2013 at 12:19 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by ronedee - August 16, 2013 at 3:24 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by downbeatplumb - August 16, 2013 at 3:34 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Captain Colostomy - August 16, 2013 at 3:51 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Thor - August 16, 2013 at 4:04 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Bad Wolf - August 16, 2013 at 4:50 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Cyberman - August 15, 2013 at 12:25 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by smax - August 15, 2013 at 11:53 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Cyberman - August 15, 2013 at 12:10 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by smax - August 15, 2013 at 7:38 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 15, 2013 at 9:39 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Angrboda - August 16, 2013 at 2:07 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Faith No More - August 16, 2013 at 4:10 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Jackalope - August 16, 2013 at 5:31 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Minimalist - August 16, 2013 at 4:13 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Minimalist - August 16, 2013 at 5:19 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Esquilax - August 16, 2013 at 5:25 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Captain Colostomy - August 16, 2013 at 5:30 pm
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Angrboda - August 17, 2013 at 2:01 am
RE: "IF" there was a God.... - by Cyberman - August 16, 2013 at 5:24 pm

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