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Jesus Jokes
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RE: Jesus Jokes
At the Last Supper, Jesus took up the bread, blessed it and, breaking it, shared the pieces among his disciples saying "This is my body. Eat this in remembrance of me."

Then he took the wine, blessed it and divided it among the disciples saying "This is my blood. Drink this in remembrance of me."

Then he picked up the milk; and the disciples said "Yes, okay, fine - we get it."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Jesus Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 12, 2013 at 6:31 pm
RE: Jesus Jokes - by Minimalist - August 12, 2013 at 8:11 pm
RE: Jesus Jokes - by genkaus - August 12, 2013 at 8:37 pm
RE: Jesus Jokes - by wwjs - August 12, 2013 at 10:55 pm
RE: Jesus Jokes - by Kayenneh - August 13, 2013 at 3:34 am
RE: Jesus Jokes - by Cyberman - August 21, 2013 at 9:53 pm
RE: Jesus Jokes - by Minimalist - August 21, 2013 at 9:57 pm
RE: Jesus Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - August 21, 2013 at 11:03 pm
RE: Jesus Jokes - by downbeatplumb - August 22, 2013 at 4:51 am
RE: Jesus Jokes - by Sakumofo - August 22, 2013 at 9:13 pm

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