RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 8:13 am
(This post was last modified: August 24, 2013 at 8:15 am by pineapplebunnybounce.)
(August 24, 2013 at 7:58 am)Mark Dreher Wrote:(August 24, 2013 at 7:50 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: For fukksakes, stop! I'm gonna piss my pants!
I should point out, you are not supposed to EVER use, the "F Word".
God does shorten your life, every time you make that infraction.
That is written in "The Final Judgment".
http://thenewholybible.org/the_final_judgment.htm
Chapter 16.
Which, I will reprint for you here.
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But, be as aware of this as you are of your next breath. God HATES HIS CHILDREN USING THE "F" WORD. It makes him cringe, and be assured that is a very very bad thing. You physically will not be allowed (AKA - "you will perish") to abuse the Father in that manner anymore. God already takes off up to one day from your life span for every time that you say the "F" word. He has to give a lesser sentence to some of you, you say it so often, you would not last out the week. One bar crawl and you would have to be put down. And in this new millennium, I would be amazed if there are any foul mouth liberals that live out the year. God's mandate for me is "the worst will go first". Don't be one. Don't sound like one. Don't use the "F" word. Ever. Period.
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You are welcome.
You just used it 4 times. Good luck in hell, i'm sure people there would love to get their hands on you.
