My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary

[Mark Dreher]

So in summary: a friend died, suddenly, and you choose to use that tragic event as an opportunity to preach at and threaten a group of total strangers over the internet. And you think that's a good thing? You talk about what "normal people" do; I don't think that whatever composted vegetable matter it must please you to call your brain has the processing power to run a small lightbulb, let alone understand how a "normal person" works. Normal and you have clearly never met.

You, sir, take the number one spot as the most disgusting person I have ever encountered. Given that it means you supplanted Ken Ham for that honour, I congratulate you on your achievement.

Oh and by the way: fuck. Hey, I want to go to your imaginary hell too.

Ha ha ha.

Oh Stimbo.

I have got your goat.

When was the last time you got so worked up?

Only Jesus, could do that.

Winding up tops

Is my fair

And trade.

And I'm good at it.

The battle

Is already over.

You just don't know it yet.