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My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
(August 24, 2013 at 10:34 am)Mark Dreher Wrote:
(August 24, 2013 at 10:13 am)ParCutz Wrote: You are what you eat. Please let me know when I die. I really do not want to miss it. I would be honored if you wrote my obituary. As for the spaces, are you a programmer? I noticed that I was adding white-space after every sentence because of programming. Take care of yourself. No one else will.







In order to write your obituary, I would need to know you.

When will you die?

I have no idea.

God has different levels of love, for different people.

And is not bound, by any rules.

If you are in some way "cute", God will keep you alive, just for that reason.

Like "a pretty pet".

Ozzy Osbourne

Is an example, of someone, God finds "cute".

And so, she keeps him alive, to add to "the cornucopia, of life".

Because he is cute.

And "modest", at the same time.

If he was "full of himself"

He would be dead.

Believe me.

God keeps people alive, for various reasons.

Some

Are just cute.

I feel like talking with pictures today. Explain this:

[Image: Fred+Phelps.jpg]
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary - by Walking Void - August 24, 2013 at 10:44 am

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