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Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?

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Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?
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RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?
August 25, 2013 at 3:35 pm
(August 25, 2013 at 1:19 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote:
(August 25, 2013 at 12:59 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: I've often heard from demons that souls are absolutely delicious toasted and dipped in melted chocolate. I expect that's what Satan wants them for. Wouldn't you?

Them souls had better be wrapped in bacon and deep fried!
But souls are sweet. They taste like a cross between strawberries and marshmallows.
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RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by NoraBrimstone - August 25, 2013 at 3:35 pm

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