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Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?

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Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?
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RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?
August 26, 2013 at 9:22 pm
(August 24, 2013 at 4:36 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I have no fucking idea.

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He wanted goals, not souls!!!

What would Satan want with souls? Well, you need to populate the party capital of the afterlife with SOMETHING, don't you?
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RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Tonus - August 26, 2013 at 9:22 pm

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