And people have been buying the imaginary car ever since, cruising around and going "hey, look at me in my fancy invisible car! Aren't you jealous! Don't worry, you can buy one too - in fact, you're already driving one, you just don't know it!" Anything to stave off any budding awareness that they've just been conned. After all, if you can fool others with the same con that suckered you, it might make you look less of a gullible prat.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
