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WTF Bible
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RE: WTF Bible
(September 13, 2013 at 3:39 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Why stick to just the contradictions? Just post anything silly from the bible, like the cure for leprosy.

I can just imagine it now, in a hospital somewhere a man cones in with late stage leprosy and all you hear from the doc is "NURSE!! I need 2 pigeons stet.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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WTF Bible - by Lemonvariable72 - September 13, 2013 at 3:07 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Bad Writer - September 13, 2013 at 3:26 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Doubting Thomas - September 13, 2013 at 3:30 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Captain Colostomy - September 13, 2013 at 3:33 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by The Reality Salesman - September 17, 2013 at 10:13 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Lemonvariable72 - September 17, 2013 at 11:39 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Faith No More - September 13, 2013 at 3:39 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Lemonvariable72 - September 13, 2013 at 4:22 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Doubting Thomas - September 13, 2013 at 3:41 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Silver - September 13, 2013 at 3:43 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by dogon1134 - September 13, 2013 at 3:49 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Captain Colostomy - September 13, 2013 at 3:50 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by dogon1134 - September 13, 2013 at 3:55 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Jiggerj - September 14, 2013 at 6:50 am
RE: WTF Bible - by Bad Wolf - September 14, 2013 at 7:10 am
RE: WTF Bible - by pocaracas - September 14, 2013 at 7:27 am
RE: WTF Bible - by Tonus - September 14, 2013 at 7:52 am
RE: WTF Bible - by Jiggerj - September 14, 2013 at 8:28 am
RE: WTF Bible - by Ryantology - September 14, 2013 at 10:28 am
RE: WTF Bible - by catfish - September 17, 2013 at 9:54 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Captain Colostomy - September 17, 2013 at 10:02 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by catfish - September 17, 2013 at 10:06 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Walking Void - September 14, 2013 at 10:31 am
RE: WTF Bible - by downbeatplumb - September 15, 2013 at 10:00 am
RE: WTF Bible - by Lemonvariable72 - September 15, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by The Reality Salesman - September 18, 2013 at 8:29 am
RE: WTF Bible - by Minimalist - September 19, 2013 at 12:50 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Minimalist - September 14, 2013 at 10:46 am
RE: WTF Bible - by Captain Colostomy - September 17, 2013 at 10:10 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Clueless Morgan - September 17, 2013 at 11:46 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Searching4truth - September 18, 2013 at 12:24 am
RE: WTF Bible - by max-greece - September 18, 2013 at 1:32 am
RE: WTF Bible - by Minimalist - September 18, 2013 at 2:19 am
RE: WTF Bible - by Zone - September 19, 2013 at 12:16 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Lemonvariable72 - September 19, 2013 at 12:20 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Brian37 - September 19, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by DeistPaladin - September 19, 2013 at 1:00 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Lemonvariable72 - September 19, 2013 at 1:08 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Tonus - September 19, 2013 at 1:32 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by DeistPaladin - September 19, 2013 at 1:55 pm

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