RE: WTF Bible
September 14, 2013 at 6:50 am
(This post was last modified: September 14, 2013 at 6:51 am by Jiggerj.)
If god had spoken the commandment on killing it would have gone something like this:
Thou shalt not murder! Ever! I COMMAND it! No excuses, if you kill you go to hell! But, hey, there will come a time when I will let my son walk the earth. If you kill him I will forgive all sins.
Thou shalt not murder! Ever! I COMMAND it! No excuses, if you kill you go to hell! But, hey, there will come a time when I will let my son walk the earth. If you kill him I will forgive all sins.
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.
JUST BELIEVE IT!
JUST BELIEVE IT!
