I'll give it a try.
A town is threatened by the river overflowing. A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian decide to get down on their knees and pray to god for help. They agree that if the river floods the whole town in spite of their prayers, then it is god's will.
After prayers the Jew looks out the window and says, "Look! Some godless atheist is lining the river with sand bags!"
Eh, I tried.
A town is threatened by the river overflowing. A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian decide to get down on their knees and pray to god for help. They agree that if the river floods the whole town in spite of their prayers, then it is god's will.
After prayers the Jew looks out the window and says, "Look! Some godless atheist is lining the river with sand bags!"
Eh, I tried.
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.
JUST BELIEVE IT!
JUST BELIEVE IT!
