(September 14, 2013 at 9:26 pm)Jiggerj Wrote: I'll give it a try.
A town is threatened by the river overflowing. A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian decide to get down on their knees and pray to god for help. They agree that if the river floods the whole town in spite of their prayers, then it is god's will.
After prayers the Jew looks out the window and says, "Look! Some godless atheist is lining the river with sand bags!"
Eh, I tried.
Hah, I liked it.
Here is a joke.
A Muslim accidentally stood up while peeing and a drop of piss got on his pants so he went to hell!
Oh wait that's not a joke... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPFbZslKqn4
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.” - Marcus Aurelius
