A few oldies, but I've always like them:
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A nun is having a bath when there's a knock on the door.
'Who is it?' she asks.
A masculine voice answers, 'It's the blind man. Can I come in?'
The nun thinks for a moment and decides that since the man is blind there's no hard and says, 'Yes, you may come in.'
The man enters, takes a good, long look and says, 'Great tits, sister, now where shall I hang these blinds?'
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Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free.
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During a devastating flood, the local religious groups are organizing rescue efforts. The minister says, 'We must save the children!' The rabbi says, 'Screw the children!'. The priest says, 'Do you think there's time for that?'
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What's the opposite of Christoper Reeve? Christopher Walken.
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Boru
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A nun is having a bath when there's a knock on the door.
'Who is it?' she asks.
A masculine voice answers, 'It's the blind man. Can I come in?'
The nun thinks for a moment and decides that since the man is blind there's no hard and says, 'Yes, you may come in.'
The man enters, takes a good, long look and says, 'Great tits, sister, now where shall I hang these blinds?'
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Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free.
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During a devastating flood, the local religious groups are organizing rescue efforts. The minister says, 'We must save the children!' The rabbi says, 'Screw the children!'. The priest says, 'Do you think there's time for that?'
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What's the opposite of Christoper Reeve? Christopher Walken.
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax