When I was a little boy, I was sexually molested by a time traveller. He forced me to give him a blowjob and made me feel totally degraded and disgusted.
So I've come up with an idea for revenge.
I've downloaded the plans for a time machine off the internet - I'm going to go back and find this sick fucker as a child and make him give me a blowjob. See how he likes it!
So I've come up with an idea for revenge.
I've downloaded the plans for a time machine off the internet - I'm going to go back and find this sick fucker as a child and make him give me a blowjob. See how he likes it!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
