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Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?

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RE: Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?

September 16, 2013 at 11:11 pm

Let's not forget that Isaiah 23:17 says that after 70 years Tyre will

Quote:17 At the end of seventy years, the Lord will deal with Tyre. She will return to her lucrative prostitution and will ply her trade with all the kingdoms on the face of the earth. 18 Yet her profit and her earnings will be set apart for the Lord; they will not be stored up or hoarded. Her profits will go to those who live before the Lord, for abundant food and fine clothes.

So "god" can't apparently even keep his story straight from one fucking prophet to another. God kind of comes across as a substitute teacher who gives a particularly ludicrous writing assignment because the real teacher didn't leave a lesson plan for the day.

"OK, kids. Pretend your god and you want to fuck over Tyre. Let's see what you can come up with before the bell for next period."

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Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves? - by Lemonvariable72 - September 15, 2013 at 3:17 am

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