RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes
September 17, 2013 at 6:05 pm
(This post was last modified: September 17, 2013 at 6:06 pm by Cyberman.)
Got into an argument with a street preacher the other day. He told me we all had to follow the bible, without question.
I called him a hypocrite and said I could prove it.
I said "Do you always follow the bible?"
He said he does.
"No matter where it may lead?"
He said yes.
So I grabbed it off him and threw it under a passing bus.
Just as I said: hypocrite.
I called him a hypocrite and said I could prove it.
I said "Do you always follow the bible?"
He said he does.
"No matter where it may lead?"
He said yes.
So I grabbed it off him and threw it under a passing bus.
Just as I said: hypocrite.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
