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RE: WTF Bible
(September 14, 2013 at 8:28 am)Jiggerj Wrote: Genesis 1: 27-30: So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them

When confronted with some version of theistic evolution by my online Mormon debate partner I trotted out this verse and the one where Eve is punished with painful childbirth and conclude that God must have been closer in appearance to our Australopithecean ancestors since the bipedal, weight-bearing pelvis (which is narrower than ones in non-bipedal animals and contributes to painful and dangerous child bearing in humans (along with huge heads that are difficult to birth)) began making its fossil debut with our A. Afarensis ancestors.

Which means the species Homo Sapiens has evolved way beyond even the Christian God. Hmm.... Thinking

I have yet to hear a rebuttal from her.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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WTF Bible - by Lemonvariable72 - September 13, 2013 at 3:07 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Bad Writer - September 13, 2013 at 3:26 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Doubting Thomas - September 13, 2013 at 3:30 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Captain Colostomy - September 13, 2013 at 3:33 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by The Reality Salesman - September 17, 2013 at 10:13 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Lemonvariable72 - September 17, 2013 at 11:39 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Faith No More - September 13, 2013 at 3:39 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Lemonvariable72 - September 13, 2013 at 4:22 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Doubting Thomas - September 13, 2013 at 3:41 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Silver - September 13, 2013 at 3:43 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by dogon1134 - September 13, 2013 at 3:49 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Captain Colostomy - September 13, 2013 at 3:50 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by dogon1134 - September 13, 2013 at 3:55 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Jiggerj - September 14, 2013 at 6:50 am
RE: WTF Bible - by Bad Wolf - September 14, 2013 at 7:10 am
RE: WTF Bible - by pocaracas - September 14, 2013 at 7:27 am
RE: WTF Bible - by Tonus - September 14, 2013 at 7:52 am
RE: WTF Bible - by Jiggerj - September 14, 2013 at 8:28 am
RE: WTF Bible - by Ryantology - September 14, 2013 at 10:28 am
RE: WTF Bible - by catfish - September 17, 2013 at 9:54 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Captain Colostomy - September 17, 2013 at 10:02 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by catfish - September 17, 2013 at 10:06 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Walking Void - September 14, 2013 at 10:31 am
RE: WTF Bible - by downbeatplumb - September 15, 2013 at 10:00 am
RE: WTF Bible - by Lemonvariable72 - September 15, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by The Reality Salesman - September 18, 2013 at 8:29 am
RE: WTF Bible - by Minimalist - September 19, 2013 at 12:50 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Minimalist - September 14, 2013 at 10:46 am
RE: WTF Bible - by Captain Colostomy - September 17, 2013 at 10:10 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Clueless Morgan - September 17, 2013 at 11:46 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Searching4truth - September 18, 2013 at 12:24 am
RE: WTF Bible - by max-greece - September 18, 2013 at 1:32 am
RE: WTF Bible - by Minimalist - September 18, 2013 at 2:19 am
RE: WTF Bible - by Zone - September 19, 2013 at 12:16 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Lemonvariable72 - September 19, 2013 at 12:20 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Brian37 - September 19, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by DeistPaladin - September 19, 2013 at 1:00 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Lemonvariable72 - September 19, 2013 at 1:08 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by Tonus - September 19, 2013 at 1:32 pm
RE: WTF Bible - by DeistPaladin - September 19, 2013 at 1:55 pm

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