Lines I have genuinely used on my wife:
"Hey, I learned something new today. Apparently Oral Sex isn't talking ABOUT WHY WE'RE NOT DOING IT."
"Just drop your knickers a second I need to check something."
"What?"
"I want to see if your pussy has healed over."
From the bathroom:
"Help, help. Come quick. Suck on this - I think its blocked."
Walking into the bedroom with 2 pain killers.
"These are for you."
"But I don't have a head-ache."
Throwing the painkillers over my shoulder: "Good!"
"I know what would be fun - lets see if we can make your pussy fart again."
And she says I'm not romantic.....
"Hey, I learned something new today. Apparently Oral Sex isn't talking ABOUT WHY WE'RE NOT DOING IT."
"Just drop your knickers a second I need to check something."
"What?"
"I want to see if your pussy has healed over."
From the bathroom:
"Help, help. Come quick. Suck on this - I think its blocked."
Walking into the bedroom with 2 pain killers.
"These are for you."
"But I don't have a head-ache."
Throwing the painkillers over my shoulder: "Good!"
"I know what would be fun - lets see if we can make your pussy fart again."
And she says I'm not romantic.....
