Satan Disproves Christianity

[Esquilax]

No, I'm operating under the idea that it's not oppression to be able to do anything you want to do except eat the fruit of one tree.

So, your idea of the garden is like this: god tells Adam and Eve not to eat the fruit of the tree and presents this as the sole rule, all the while obscuring the host of other rules, his sins, that attract a punishment despite Adam and Eve not knowing they were okay... and your sole justification is that they wouldn't want to do those things anyway. Something you cannot prove, cannot know, and will not admit that you just made up because it's convenient.

"You can do whatever you want, except the things that'll anger me. What things? Oh no, I ain't telling you! Just stay away from my tree!"

And you think this is okay? Would you accept this behavior from anyone else?