RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes
September 23, 2013 at 1:24 pm
(This post was last modified: September 23, 2013 at 1:25 pm by Cyberman.)
Melbourne ATC : "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
SA511 : "Thank you Melbourne. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Melbourne ATC : "Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
IA711 : "Thank you Melbourne. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L - Allah is Great."
SA511 : "MELBOURNE TOWER ! MELBOURNE TOWER !"
Melbourne ATC : "Go ahead Saudi Air 511..."
SA511 : "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! PLEASE INSTRUCT!"
Melbourne ATC : "Roger. Proceed to your destination and tell Allah we said "Hi".
SA511 : "Thank you Melbourne. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Melbourne ATC : "Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
IA711 : "Thank you Melbourne. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L - Allah is Great."
SA511 : "MELBOURNE TOWER ! MELBOURNE TOWER !"
Melbourne ATC : "Go ahead Saudi Air 511..."
SA511 : "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! PLEASE INSTRUCT!"
Melbourne ATC : "Roger. Proceed to your destination and tell Allah we said "Hi".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
