One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and
tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not
going."
"Why not?" she asked.
I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me, and
Two, I don't like them."
His mother replied, "I'll give you two good reasons why you SHOULD go to
church: One, you're 49 years old, and two, you're the pastor!"
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A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill
arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired.
As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a
conversation.
The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the
country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty proclaimed... "Why I've been to
Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York ,
performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean ...."
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So, tell me," says the twenty, "where have you been throughout your
lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the
Presbyterian church, the Baptist Church , the Lutheran Church .."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not
going."
"Why not?" she asked.
I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me, and
Two, I don't like them."
His mother replied, "I'll give you two good reasons why you SHOULD go to
church: One, you're 49 years old, and two, you're the pastor!"
---
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill
arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired.
As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a
conversation.
The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the
country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty proclaimed... "Why I've been to
Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York ,
performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean ...."
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So, tell me," says the twenty, "where have you been throughout your
lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the
Presbyterian church, the Baptist Church , the Lutheran Church .."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
