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Politically Incorrect Jokes
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes
A young girl goes to her doctor for a check-up. He tests her reflexes, measures her blood pressure, takes her pulse. Then he puts on his stethoscope to listen to her lungs.

"Ok," he says, "lovely big breaths."

"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen ath well."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Politically Incorrect Jokes - by AtheistCreed - September 14, 2013 at 8:49 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by freedomfromforum - September 14, 2013 at 9:12 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Jiggerj - September 14, 2013 at 9:26 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by AtheistCreed - September 14, 2013 at 9:32 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by freedomfromforum - September 14, 2013 at 9:39 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Raeven - September 14, 2013 at 9:51 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by AtheistCreed - September 14, 2013 at 9:54 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by freedomfromforum - September 14, 2013 at 10:52 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 15, 2013 at 1:01 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 15, 2013 at 7:57 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Rahul - September 15, 2013 at 10:03 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by LastPoet - September 15, 2013 at 2:27 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Neo-Scholastic - September 15, 2013 at 3:02 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Captain Colostomy - September 15, 2013 at 3:22 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 15, 2013 at 7:36 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Jackalope - September 15, 2013 at 9:51 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 16, 2013 at 5:19 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 16, 2013 at 11:16 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Davidthegoliath - September 23, 2013 at 8:50 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 17, 2013 at 4:37 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Snidely Whiplash - December 31, 2013 at 2:02 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by AtheistCreed - September 17, 2013 at 5:18 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 17, 2013 at 6:05 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by downbeatplumb - September 18, 2013 at 1:26 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 18, 2013 at 1:49 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by max-greece - September 18, 2013 at 2:01 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by KichigaiNeko - September 19, 2013 at 8:00 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Ben Davis - September 19, 2013 at 8:56 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by garbishcan - September 19, 2013 at 9:26 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by LastPoet - September 19, 2013 at 10:07 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - September 19, 2013 at 11:50 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by pocaracas - September 19, 2013 at 12:10 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Ben Davis - September 20, 2013 at 7:20 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 20, 2013 at 11:06 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - September 20, 2013 at 1:10 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by AtheistCreed - September 21, 2013 at 12:49 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 21, 2013 at 10:27 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Minimalist - September 21, 2013 at 10:51 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 21, 2013 at 11:23 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Jackalope - September 23, 2013 at 1:51 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Minimalist - September 21, 2013 at 11:58 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 23, 2013 at 1:24 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - September 23, 2013 at 1:39 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - September 23, 2013 at 2:07 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Jackalope - September 23, 2013 at 8:17 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 23, 2013 at 8:13 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 23, 2013 at 8:16 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by AtheistCreed - September 23, 2013 at 8:39 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 23, 2013 at 9:06 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - September 24, 2013 at 9:17 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 29, 2013 at 3:35 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Kayenneh - September 29, 2013 at 5:44 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - September 30, 2013 at 4:57 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Rahul - September 30, 2013 at 7:45 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - October 10, 2013 at 6:13 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Sejanus - October 22, 2013 at 2:39 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by max-greece - October 22, 2013 at 2:50 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by FlyingNarwhal - October 22, 2013 at 7:48 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by DLJ - October 22, 2013 at 8:36 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - October 22, 2013 at 9:35 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by DLJ - October 22, 2013 at 10:04 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by KichigaiNeko - October 23, 2013 at 6:55 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Ben Davis - October 23, 2013 at 8:48 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Minimalist - December 31, 2013 at 12:38 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Kayenneh - December 31, 2013 at 3:57 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Belac Enrobso - January 5, 2014 at 8:20 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - January 6, 2014 at 4:30 pm

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