Evolution Trumps Creationism

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You said I ad hoc'ed a theory, when in fact all I did was underscore that there is no biblical time lines in creation account. Which means everything evolution says is biblically possible.

Um, actually...

So, for starters, even if we don't have biblical timelines for events, we do know for a fact that planets and stars do not form in a day, which puts a crimp in your "seven literal days," theory right from the start.

Aww... come on!! MAGIC trumps all!
Magic can make an entire Universe in a single flash, can generate living plants without light, can make Eve fall in love with Adam.... MAGIC!

But that's got nothing to do with evolution, though. That's cosmology. In terms of evolution, your biblical account simply does not match with the fossil record no matter how far back we go.

Dude, MAGIC!

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So, evolution and a literal reading of genesis are at odds. That's just the way it is.

MAGIC can make it look like that.
MAGIC can do anything!
Don't you get it?!
Merlin was REAL!

Which is a thought I have never seen or argued before, which would indicate an 'open minded' thought process. Your appeal to one stereotype after another, and then told me I was close minded. This is what gave my irony meter cancer.

If you were open minded you would have exposed yourself to some biology textbooks, and never would have resorted to that idiotic "evolved from slime" canard.

Biology can all be explained by MAGIC!
The magician went through a LOT of trouble JUST to make it look like there was no MAGIC involved, but he/she/it failed!
We know it all, we have various books that tell how it was all the work of this magician.... although, each book claims a different magician... hmmm
Oh well, maybe the people who wrote the books were thinking of the same magician, but just couldn't write the message correctly, so as to create a unified account of the magician.

Remember, MAGIC can do anything the magician wants!
Evolution= puhhlease! I made that shit up just to throw you peeps off my trail.
Lightning= yeah... keep thinking it's just static electricity!
Planets and stars= Snap my virtual fingers and bam! cleverly making it look like there was an accretion disk and blah blah blah...
Earthquakes= That's what happens when I get cold shivers!
Volcanoes= ooops, sneezed!

MAGIC is very powerful stuff, but sometimes has unintended results... sorry about that, puny humans.