Yeah, why didn't God just bring Noah and his family and all animals up to heaven before flooding the world? Or better yet, why bother even flooding the world and just make all people but Noah's family die? If God can flood the world he could just simply snap his fingers and make evil people's hearts stop beating.
Just like all the other bible stories, everything God does is so goddamn overly complicated.
Just like all the other bible stories, everything God does is so goddamn overly complicated.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.